
Nevada County has its share of crime. There are people here, after all. About 100,000 of 'em, county wide. In fact, the Nevada County Union, our local newspaper, today is reporting on one of the two recent murders that have occurred locally: the guy who allegedly killed his estranged wife with a nail gun--the other was committed by crossbow (not to reflect badly on construction workers and hunters). The murder article merited slightly less front page real estate than the bear-in-someone's-front yard story, which is typical. National news makes page six or beyond. That's the way it's meant to work. It's a local paper, as I said. If you want beyond the Bear or Yuba Rivers, get the Sac Bee. In the Union, there's a section on page two that lots of local-type papers carry: the Police Blotter. It's just a log of the calls that come into the law-enforcement agencies' dispatch lines. I read it every day. It's one good way to really get the lay of the land in an area. Sometimes, it's also a good way to get a chuckle.
Not that people's misfortune is so funny. It's not, of course. One sees the expected, and often sad, entries involving the (mostly) petty theft, trespassing, domestic violence, homelessness, and so on. But some folks also call 9-1-1 for other, say, less catastrophic complaints. I didn't save it, but a couple of months ago, for example, a woman called the Grass Valley police to report that someone had broken into her home over night and stolen her wallet. She actually dialed 9-1-1. The next item simply stated the time--about an hour later--that she called back to say that she'd found her wallet; in essence, "never mind". Here's a sample from the Blotter from the last two days [my comments]:
Tuesday
"At 5:22 p.m., a caller from the 1000 block of Wintergreen Lane reported two people in a silver pick-up truck with a flag on the hood were trying to sell meat. Deputies were unable to locate the truck." [Yikes! Call Homeland Security!]
"At 5:27 p.m., a doctor reported a woman on the 11000 block of Old Tunnel Rd. was bitten by her own cat while she was playing with it. Animal Control was advised." [Better to advise People Control!]
"At 6:33 p.m., a caller from the 13000 of Golden Star Road reported a person was trying to sell her a magazine, then left." [Wow! What kind of magazine?]
Wednesday
"At 11:09 a.m., a man called from a gas station on the 2000 block of Nevada City Highway to report a woman in a green Subaru [about half the population, including me] tried to drive off with the pump nozzle in the vehicle. When the caller tried to get insurance information from her, she said, "Not today, dude," and drove off. Police determined who owned the car and would follow up." [It wasn't me, dude!]
"At 10:23 a.m., a dog on the 18000 block of Lazy Dog Road sat on the phone and dialed 911, then hung up. A dispatcher called the home to make sure everything was OK." [What? No Animal Control, this time?]
I'll throw a few more in as time goes by... --Sandy







































