You'll never believe it! One of the star fiends of our Police Blotter came to OUR HOUSE, yesterday, trying to SELL MEAT (see Oct 16 and August 30)!! But Tom used his well-known SUPER POWERS to dispatch the scoundrel even before I knew he had been there! Amazing! I heard the commotion and ran upstairs to see what the fuss was about, and saw only the dust of the retreating BAD GUY, my vegetarian status having been defended!! My HERO!! In fact, it was all over so fast, that I never got a look at the villain and missed my chance to CALL THE POLICE and read about us in the Police Blotter, today!! Well, at least, it's the last we'll see of THAT guy, and today we can breathe a sigh of relief, and safely keep working on our flooring downstairs without FEAR of unauthorized MEAT VENDORS interrupting our progress! If you can call it "progress". Hmm, he ran away before I could ask him if he knew anything about Quik Clik installation...
