I was going to do an art update for this entry, but forgot to take the necessary photos...Well, this will do for the moment...sometimes I forget that these are actually police or 911 calls...
"4:04 p.m.--A man from the 13000 block of Quaker Hill Cross Road reported a pig was chasing him on his property and would not let him get in his vehicle." [I didn't say that the bad behavior was always committed by humans...plus, uh, how fast can a pig run, anyway?]
"7:09 p.m.--A caller from the 24000 block of Rodeo Flat Road reported unknown subjects on her roof again." [Boy, if I had a nickel for every time unknown subjects were cavorting on my roof...!]
"1:27 p.m.--A caller from West Main Street reported a man had picked up the garbage can in back of a restaurant and carried it to the back of the parking lot." [probably an aesthetic thing...]
"1:44 p.m.--A caller reported a man dressed all in brown complete with a brown hat standing in the middle of the Brunswick Road and Sutton Way intersection directing traffic for no apparent reason." [Oh, there's always a reason, even if to show off such a well-coordinated outfit...]
"9:57 p.m.--a man from the 19000 block of Tara Lane reported a large bear in the bed of his truck. The man said the bear would not move, even if he activated the car alarm. He said he called the Department of Fish and Game who said they will not respond." [Thus we know how closely-related a 400lb bear is to an 800lb gorilla...]
"5:08 p.m.--A caller from the 900 block of Helling Way reported a goose was stuck in a fishing line near the pond adjacent to the ballfield. The Wildlife Care Center was advised and later it was reported the "goose was loose". [Can't pass up a blotter item with "goose is loose" imbedded in it...]
"9:22 p.m.--A caller from the 1900 block of Nevada City Highway reported a elderly man, possible in his boxers, thumbing a ride." [grateful for the possible boxers...see the next entry]
"7:14 p.m.--A caller from the 100 block of East Berryhill Drive reported a neighbor repeated leaves his window open while not wearing clothes in his home. Officers were to contact the man." [...armed with pixelation goggles...]
"9:52 p.m.--A caller from the 500 block of Freeman Lane reported two men sitting in a dark-colored Neon on their laptops." [A more explosive situation you could not imagine...Get Jack Bauer!]
"3:15 a.m.--A caller from the 200 block of South Church Street reported a shadow outside the residence." ["It's not a lot to go on, ma'am..."]
"4:25 a.m.--A caller from the 100 block of West Berryhill Drive reported hearing noises like someone was hitting an object outside." ["There, that's the kind if detail we need--we'll be right over...]
"7:53 p.m.--A caller from McKnight Drive reported a driver in a white Jeep doing donuts." [Now, if another driver would do the coffee...sorry]
"10:13--a.m.--A man asked for a welfare check on his 81-year-old father on the 700 block of Doris Drive after finding the telephone busy for 24 hours. Police found the man well, and he would contact his son soon." [What's a guy to do when he's got 461 Facebook friends and a dial-up?]
I'll take some art pics tomorrow...
