The cover crop is covered up. Took a couple of days, a shovel and a little Ibuprofen, but it's all dug in and doing it's little nitrogen magic in the soil, now. Tom caught some of the exciting action from his office.
Meanwhile, how long has it been since we've done a bit of blotter? A few recent tryouts for Clueless in Nevada County:
"12:26 a.m.--A caller from a business in the 300 block of Broad Street requested an officer come by to "get a visual on a punky kid". [Every cop's dream call...]
"4:26 p.m.--A man from the 19000 block of Highway 174 reported being drugged. The substance appeared to be moldy cheese." [A great way to get high AND fight an infection at the same time]
"9:55 a.m.--A caller from the 17000 block of Rockmar Lane reported he would be shooting mistletoe out of a tree at 10:30 a.m." [Good to know. And at what time will he be weeding his garden with dynamite?]
"1:54 a.m.--A woman from the 26000 block of Wampum Way reported she and her boyfriend were high on mushrooms and he was stating he was going to kill her. The boyfriend came to the telephone and said he did not intend to kill her, they were "exhanging feelings". [Just because I feel I want to kill you doesn't mean I really want to kill you, I mean, you know, hey, who are you...?]
"7:52 p.m.--A man from the 17000 block of Foxtail Drive reported a gold Dodge truck had shined a light into his house while driving past. He said the driver is a "goon" who is friends with a man who wants to harrass him. He said the man's "goon's" are intentionally driving recklessly past his house and behind his house. This is an ongoing issue with the man and his "goons". [Geniuses all around...]
"3:29 p.m.--A caller in the 14000 block of Normandy Lane reported that a male subject was on their property cutting wood. When the neighbor advised him to leave, the man pulled down his pants and exposed his rear end." [yeah, a full moon is always the way to go in a trespassing dispute...]
"11:14 a.m.--A caller from the county tax assessor's office reported a man was throwing items at the front counter." [Who hasn't been there...?]
